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SHE'D RATHER MAKE COFFEE THAN LOVE (The Starbucks Song)

He met her at Starbucks, he bought her a cup
They sipped and they flirted as he picked her up.
It was my pad or yours but when push came to shove
She preferred making coffee to love.

CHORUS:
She'd rather make coffee than love
She preferred making coffee to love
Her outspoken credo was Damn the libido,
I'd rather make coffee than love.

He brought her sweet candy, a flower, a dove;
She preferred making pots of hot coffee to love.
Though from Everest he plucked her a star from above
She preferred making coffee to love.

CHORUS:
She'd rather make coffee than love (I'm not kidding!)
She preferred making coffee to love
Her outspoken credo was Damn the libido,
I'd rather make coffee than love.


She would even brew scrapings from overdone toast
She opened her arms to Sumatran French Roast
Her cafe au lait was the lait she loved most
"I'm Queen of the Bean," was her boast.

CHORUS:
She'd rather make coffee than love (More's the pity!)
She preferred making coffee to love
Her outspoken credo was Damn the libido,
I'd rather make coffee than love.


He'd have given her Cuba for one little kiss
A Vesuvio brewer, accounts with the Swiss
When he married her, thinking that thus he'd find bliss
She preferred making coffee to love.

CHORUS:
She'd rather make coffee than love
She preferred making coffee to love
Her outspoken credo was Damn the libido,
I'd rather make coffee than love.

One night he came home, found his stuff in the street
A note on the door that filled his heart with grief
She'd met Juan Valdez; now her life was complete....
She'd rather make coffee than love!

CHORUS:
She'd rather make coffee than love (if you can believe it!)
She preferred making coffee to love
Her outspoken credo was Damn the libido,
I'd rather make coffee than love.